WAIT!

I HAVE QUESTIONS

WHEN DOES THE JERKY SHIP?

Our jerky is hand-crafted in small batches once a month, and ships fresh around the 7th of every month.

WHAT IF I WANT MORE? (WE GET IT)

You will. All you have to do is login to your account and upgrade your subscription! Or you could add another subscription, we won’t tell.

WHAT IS IN THE JERKY?

PURE LOVE!! And some other yummy things. Click here to see all of our product information.

WHAT IF I DON’T WANT TO COMMIT TO A MEMBERSHIP BUT WANT TO TRY THE JERKY?

You can sign up for one month and then cancel after that, there is no obligation. You can also make a one time purchase here.

HOW LONG WILL THE JERKY LAST FOR?

Our jerky will last for one year for and the expiration date is on each bag. We use naturally occurring celery salt and vinegar salt as a mold inhibitor In our small, handcrafted batches.

HOW DO I STAY UP TO DATE WITH EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON WITH REALLY DEAD COW?

You may follow us on Instagram and Facebook of course but you can also sign up here for any new notifications.